Rules of Fusion Fall

Fusion Fall Rules

1. Listen to the smart people (Dexter, Double D, ect)
2. Don't listen to the greedy/stupid people (Mandark, Bloo, Eddy, ect)
3. During Dexter's epic speech, don't start humming "Hail to the Cheif". That's just asking for a death wish.
4. Don't sing "Kiss the Girl" when Dexter and Blossom are together. You'll get killed by brains and braun 0.0
5. Don't listen to Eddy.
6. Don't yell "BOOM! Headshot!" when killing Fusions.
7. Get Out Alive is not an appropriate song to sing at a funeral.
8. Don't ask Fusion Dexter if he needs a hug-your Nanos and Grim would have to get a mop.
9. On Halloween, don't dress up as a Fusion.
10. Always check the backseat.
11. Always shoot one more time.
12. Keep a gun/knife/bomb with you at all times.
13. Don't fan-girl/boy squee when you get your favorite character's nano. The nano might not like you.
14. Enjoy the little things
15. When a job is done, walk away.
16. Don't get personally involved in a mission.
17. Never date a team member.
18. Bursting into song is not meant for the battlefield.
19. When a friend is involved, screw the rules.
20. When revenge is involved, DON'T screw the rules.
21. Don't be negative.
22. Children first! Except on the battlefield.
23. Don't resist when fighting a Fusion, even if the real person is your friend.
24. Don't do mission too dangerous for yourself.
25. Don't call Dexter "Madame Director". It didn't work on Director Jenny (NCIS), its not gonna work on Dexter.
26. Don't tell Mandark the 50s want their glasses back, it hurts his feelings.
27. Don't make Zombieland references (I guess I've broken THAT rule shot)
28. Don't joke around on the battlefield, save it for the infirmary.
29. Don't be extremely hyper, your team might send you to the battlefield early.
30. Faster your seat belt, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is goin' bye-bye
31. Don't get Dexter hyper.
32. Just because Twinkies have an expireing date, doesn't mean you have one.
33. Micheal Jackson songs are not appropriate for funerals.
34. "It's My Life" is an appropriate song, but not during a battle.
35. Don't give smart people an overdose of morphine. You'll have a teenaged version of Ian Malcolm on your hands.
36. Always have a designated driver, especially with Eddy around.
37. Always have an escape route.
38. "You're Trolliness" is NOT an appropriate nickname for Fuse.
39. Don't sell your soul, Ben will kick your ass.
40. Don't say "You is short" to Dexter. Grim would have to get a mop.
41. Don't set Dexter's hair on fire.
42. Don't let Max drive.
43. Don't make movie referances when the people around you are pissed.
44. Tomb Raider referances are not for the battlefield.
45. Don't be a pyromaniac.
46. Don't be a maniac, period.
47. Don't screw (over) a teammate.
48. The hamster dance is DEFINATLEY not an apprpriate song.
49. Don't make Matrix referances.
50. Don't call Bubbles Sailor Moon.
51. When Blossom or another red head is pissed, don't ask if the carpets match the drapes.
52. Don't make "Vampires Suck" referances.
53. Fusion Humongasaur is a dinosaur, that doesn't mean his vision acuity is based on movement.
54. When being yelled at by Dexter, don't scream "YAY! I'M DOOMED!"
55. Don't make "Invader ZIM" referances.
56. Don't ask where you can find Gir.
57. Running around like a crazy person yelling "I'M RUNNING! I'M RUNNING!" is not appropriate.
58. "They're Taking the Hobits to Isengard" is NOT an appropriate song when someone has been kidnapped by Fuse.
59. Don't make Lord of the Rings referances.
60. Don't crack adult jokes.